Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake

Jake is a amazing person he is very hot and sexy he is very good when it comes to sex he usually has a big dick and is very strong he will have girls looking more than once at him he is very nice kind and respectful guy once he loves you he will work hard to give you anything you want

damn is that Jake he is so hot

by Crystal oropeza May 23, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life

-If you disrespect jake or his friends/family your in trouble

- Jake is compared to a gem

by FAP trib daddddddddy June 29, 2019

Jake

Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake

Jake is a legend

by Makaio October 27, 2019

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and then points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

Probably Some Dude Playing royal high who is OBVIOUSLY named Jake (in the game)
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.

In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: 🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️

by The Chipporino August 29, 2022