A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016
Get the jizz mist mug.Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.
"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."
by Jackie Lantern December 7, 2013
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Get the Jizz slinger mug.an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.
by CC3631 January 17, 2009
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by samuel colt September 1, 2009
Get the beer jizz mug.Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007
Get the jizz cock mug.A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011
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