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tool

1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.

2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.

2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
by austin precipitates October 9, 2011
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tool

a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)
Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.
by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011
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Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"
by bmk. November 18, 2009
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tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.
That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.
by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016
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Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"
That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.
by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019
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Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”
by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018
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Tool

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"

"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."

"Sir, is a McDonalds"
by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021
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