The Schlatt incident of '99

ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.

The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.

by Exhofade December 7, 2023

Sinkgate Incident of 2023

The Sinkgate Incident of 2023 unfolded on a chilly December 2nd evening in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, creating controversy in the city's social scene. At a lively party on redacted Street, attended by a diverse mix of people, Suspect 1 was initially just one of the revelers. However, as the night progressed, the bathroom sink was unexpectedly shattered, and suspicions fell on Suspect 1, escalating when sensational allegations of a related sexual encounter emerged.

"Sinkgate" dominated conversations in Philadelphia, sparking debates on party etiquette, responsibility, and property respect. It gained attention on social media and in local news.

Investigators grappled with the truth behind the broken sink and the allegations, raising questions about personal responsibility in the context of a party. Legal proceedings followed, including debates on the relevance of sexual allegations in Suspect 1's trial.

In the end, "Sinkgate" was a reminder that actions have consequences, even in moments of celebration. It prompted discussions about individual rights and responsibilities during communal gatherings, leaving a lasting impact on Philadelphia's collective consciousness.

Me: Have you ever heard of the Sinkgate Incident of 2023
Him: Nah. What's that.

by sinkgate919 December 16, 2023

the Lazeez incident

When you go to Lazeez shawarma and ask for no spice, but the guy behind the counter gives you the spiciest option.

The Lazeez incident

Me: bro wtf this shit is so fucking spicy i asked the guy at Lazeez for no spice

Bro: wtf let me try...... Oh bro wtf that mf fucked you over that shit so spicy

by Scoliosis king August 24, 2023

Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.

hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd

by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023

Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……

by Fishnuggets66 September 20, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023