trench pig

A disgusting, wretched, soulless human being with no morals and/or standards. Based on the wild hogs that would eat the remains of dead bodies in the trenches during war times. Modern day trench pigs are known to have sex with the last girl standing at the bar, also known as "pub scraps". Trench pigs are rarely known to have consensual sex. If you see one, don't ask questions, just escape in any direction.
Girl, I think that trench pig is asking me for my number in between snorts

The girls were having an innocent fun birthday night at the bar until they were surrounded by a circle of relentless trench pigs

The trench pig didn't actually say any words. He just stared at her until she knew she had to leave the establishment
by Chuck Turrble December 03, 2013
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Trench fry

Just like French fries, except instead of being fried in a fryer they get fried by pyro-weapons in the trenches of WWII
My grandpa was a Trench fry in the war
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meat trench

Another term for vagina. Similar to ham wallet or oyster ditch.
I ate her meat trench last night and it got her off.
by Foxtrotuniform223 May 12, 2015
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trench fur

Becky: "Get yourself a wax, that trench fur is overwhelming. Storming those trenches must leave your boyfriend with more defeat in his eyes than Robert Nivelle after the Battle of Verdun."
by panamarama September 09, 2010
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Booty Trench

When your ass crack is so deep and long and dirty brown and shit like the trenches from WW1
Hey man did you hear Lataetae has a Booty Trench?
by ThotDaddy69 October 08, 2019
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Trench Cleaner

The act of cramming a pipe cleaner into their own dick.
Only a real man is brave enough to do the Trench Cleaner.
by SEXGODTHEGOAT February 05, 2021
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trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.
Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.
by Sickassname_69 December 27, 2017
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