Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth
QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese
by DEICER December 15, 2022
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Gummy Wad

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears
Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"
by Nadramia December 09, 2019
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Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.
So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!
by Batman Dago February 06, 2018
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Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017
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Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.
Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!
by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009
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