horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

reverse horizontal napoleon complex

A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.

That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.

by strykermech January 30, 2021

horizontal

drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.

“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”

by finmtaf January 2, 2021

horizontal gag

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.

Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.

by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017

horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

by Milesotoole February 1, 2015

Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.

That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.

by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

by Julio Sizzle October 9, 2008