horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

by kornelbut May 21, 2024

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horizontal skyscraper

A building that may only be a few floors but goes on for hundreds of meters.

Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.

by eddieQ March 6, 2016

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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.

Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.

by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024

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Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action

A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky

by strappling May 30, 2022

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horizontal

drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.

“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”

by finmtaf January 2, 2021

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