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hobo espresso

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!
Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!
by Castoro January 3, 2009
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Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..
This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.
by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022
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Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.
Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.
by yellowhat September 10, 2012
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hobo trap

A device or tactic used by hobos to solicit or obtain handouts from unwitting passers-by. These traps are often designed to take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos, which is a direct violation of rule 3 of the hobo ethical code. Traps may occasionally be marked with hobo signs designed to covertly communicate trap effectiveness with other hobos.
I barely escaped that hobo trap back there with my wallet.

Why is there an unopened champagne bottle by that bush? That's a hobo trap.
by Jeorb April 11, 2015
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Hobo Slide

hobo Slide |ˈhōˌbō - slīd|
noun ( pl. -boes or -bos)
verb ( past slid |slid|) intrans.
accidentally sliding on a homeless persons feces on a sidewalk or public place; an act that brings one closer to being a hobo.
• trans. move along a surface on feces in such a way : she slid on the crap on the sidewalk.
• change gradually to a worse condition or lower level : the countries economy is on a hobo slide: he grew a beard and has holes in his shirt, he's on a hobo slide.
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: an Indian girl in San Francisco muttered the words to a friend as she attempted to eat ice cream.
PHRASES
let something slide negligently allow something to deteriorate : The dude had tape on his glasses, he's on a hobo slide.
by Frankybobanky April 20, 2009
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hobo fire

Open fire mostly in empty barrels surrounded by hoboes.
Two Hoboes are getting warmth from a hobo fire
by sinqaiD July 30, 2016
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Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.
Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something
by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010
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