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cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state
so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
by amongus man January 12, 2022
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Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:
person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.
Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021
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Shadow The Hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023
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Arii The Hedgehog

A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.
I'm really disappointed in myself for knowing who Arii The Hedgehog is.
by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021
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humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
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Sonic the Hedgehogging

A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.
Dude is limping from Sonic the Hedgehogging last night.
by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 3, 2023
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