An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"
Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."
Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."
Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
Get the Grocery Gremlinmug. A bag with different things in it. As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
"I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it."
by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025
Get the groceriesmug. A bag with different things in it.
As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.
by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025
Get the groceriesmug. by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018
Get the Bagged the groceriesmug. by Asshole862 November 14, 2011
Get the Grocery Monstermug.