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shallow grave 

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.
"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."
shallow grave by S&J112 November 5, 2006
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The Grave Digger 

The Grave Digger is a preparation job before sexual intercourse where you use your Penis as a shovel to dig up the "dirt" (excrement) from the woman's anus.
I did 'The Grave Digger' on my wife last night, Johnathan's wife needs 'The Grave Digger' urgently!

dig your own grave 

Training an H-1B Visa holder how to do your own job.
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.

Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
dig your own grave by dopexile November 7, 2018

Take it to the grave

Something that u shouldn’t have said and should’ve just took it to the grave
John :“I like my cousin”
Chris : should’ve take it to the grave we didn’t have to hear that

Snow Grave 

When a person is on the floor, and others cover them head to foot in snow, when they would prefer not be.
"Sarah is on the floor... SNOW GRAVE"
Snow Grave by Snow Reaper February 2, 2009

Same grave 

Like fives, you say "same grave" when you are leaving your seat and you don't want anyone to take it.
Guy comes back into a room and someone is in his seat.
Guy: dude I said Same Grave!
Other guy: you snooze you lose

In Grave 

Dude 1: Yo Peter just In Graved last week!

Dude 2: Too bad, so sad.
In Grave by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 14, 2018