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Goon

any person who is insanely cool, super chill and has their friends backs. Goons do whatever they want when, and where they want. Goons love to party have a good time constantly. Often dresses different then other people and just all around chill people.
Matt- look at that group of goons over their, they are so chill

Ryan- yeah but they are just sitting over their not really doing much. and they are so loud all the time
by goontastic November 24, 2010
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Goon

a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.
Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner
by Leslie Noble Devotie January 4, 2014
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Goon

A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.
'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'
by cup cake August 10, 2005
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goon

wuu2?
you know, just going go jam with my goons.

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whats going on bruv?
nothing allie just jamming with my goons init.

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naaaaaa man my goons will BANG YOU.
by Feeeeeeeeee again ;) June 29, 2009
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goon

stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...
gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon
gooooooooooooooooooooooooon
by jimer nenumany May 13, 2005
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goon

Look at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.
by aleftynamedtony May 13, 2006
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goon

Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY August 25, 2008
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