get off my phone

Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)
Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."
by gossip_boy July 17, 2009
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Get Off My Juice

A PS3 term where you completely own someone and insanely yell get off my juice!
by henrik to connor April 19, 2010
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Get off my ham.

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.
Tell that bitch to get off my ham.
by Wall the Great October 06, 2019
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get off my peen

the best expression said by the cheeckiest man luke w
mans get off my peen
by D HD fhhffdrg May 20, 2019
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dont get in my way

vipers ult that makes a big smoke in a area, its super op but has been nerfed
Viper: dont get in my way! Brimstone: This spike is impossible to defuse and my team is ded
by come on lets go November 14, 2020
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Get off my bird

Bill: Hey Nick why you being stupid.
Nick: Man get off my bird.
by Sheirdog December 11, 2008
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Get off my head

To leave me the fuck alone... get away from me, stop talking to me about me
Tate: you not doing it the way I showed you
Marz: but it's getting done right
Tate: yea but it's not the best way, you should just start over
Marz: fuck you mean, get off my head bruh
by Qazhd March 21, 2017
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