Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020

Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.

Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!

by ShortStackB January 25, 2020

pecker flex

when a man feels the need to one up another person who is challenging his position or masculinity

Sean felt the need to pecker flex when his buddy tried to outlift him in the gym.

by realityseeker May 1, 2019

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 3, 2019

flex space

Room to do your own thing and enjoy and improve your skills without judgement or observation.

Alex:“Man, I need some flex space, back off.”
Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”

by SQuiet February 18, 2020

Heavey-flex

Something fun, enjoyable, crazy, cool, deep

Dude that party yesterday was heavey-flex!

by Samuel Jospeh Davies January 16, 2008

flex value

The extent to which an item may be used to flex on others

Yo them chains got mad flex value

by Protegent December 2, 2017