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kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM
by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020
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Biddy Fiddler

Adj. To prey on the elderly in a sexual manner. Much like a paedophile is reffered to as a 'kiddy fiddler' and offers sweets to tempt children, The Biddy Fiddler offers food stamps and money off vouchers.
Alright Trev, what you been upto? Well Barry i've been out Biddy Fiddling. Smashed the granny out of Edna on monday. Oh Trev you Biddy Fiddler!
by Wrong_I_know September 20, 2006
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coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD
Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.
by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017
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Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.
When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.
by Natalie G. May 18, 2006
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World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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Fidelis

A totally awesome girl who has a rad sense of style and knows how, when, and where to bring attitude. A little odd but if you get a girl like this as your friend you're set for life.
That Fidelis girl, shes a STAR!
by [click here to insert name] March 19, 2009
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fide sed cui vide

The meaning of this Phrase and or motto is... "trust, but be carful of whom you trust." this phrase is latin. most of the people who know this phrase or motto know it becouse someone has told them, or it is on there family crest like mine.
"dude i just bought some weed from this guy---WHAT GUY---i dont know just some dude asking if i wanted to see god---FUCK THAT DUDE, IM NOT SMOKING WITH YOU--- why not---ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "FIDE SED CUI VIDE"--- you dont think i should do it---FUCK NO!!!
by BEAR KING September 25, 2009
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