fetus deletus

the magic spell harry potter uses when he finds out that his gf is pregant

herminey: Harry! Im pregnant!
harry: FETUS DELETUS

by iWiLlKaShOoTyOu April 17, 2020

fetus-daddy

It's your baby-daddy, but it's not a proper baby yet. It's a cluster of cells that may or may not have fingernails yet.

My fetus-daddy is coming with me....to get an abobo. But then he's taking me to Red Lobster.

by Iregretitalreadybutit'sdone January 07, 2019

fetus sauce

When someone is on their period

I hate having fetus sauce.

by Mr. D and his 6th period class August 19, 2021

Emotional Fetus

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.

"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"

by EmotionalFetus April 01, 2015

Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.

Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!

by Preggofuck April 16, 2010

Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your partner from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 21, 2014

Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 21, 2014