Fanny Wagon

A car that is used to attract the ladies

"I sure got my fair share of fanny last night Jimbob."

"Is that so Joebob? How comes?"

"I went a'cruisin' in m'fanny wagon."

by The_Killing_Road September 30, 2008

fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

fanny wobble

Making a big deal over a minor thing.

"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."

by Emma, Queen of Hearts September 24, 2005

Fanny Famine

When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?

Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.

by Deky December 28, 2010

fat fanny

When the fanny is so fat, you can see through jeans.

damn shawty got a fat fanny no cap

by ahmed27 November 5, 2020

Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

Fanny Stew

The unpleasant gusset-area outcome from a particularly sweaty ride on the London Underground.

It was so warm, the whole carriage was a fanny stew.

by stukulele August 17, 2016