Used as a family-friendly version of mother fucker as seen on the final episode of season 3 of the AMC show Better Call Saul.
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Get the Falcon Friendly mug.Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.
As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.
As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.
Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*
Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?
Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*
Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?
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Get the Falcon Punch mug.A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.
Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon
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I hoped you washed up all from all of that eating falcon.
I hoped you washed up all from all of that eating falcon.
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