Facebookable

A statement or form of media that is worthy of posting on Facebook.

"That is a Facebookable comment. I think I'll post it now."

by Carmelitatime January 7, 2010

Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."

Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich April 4, 2009

Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.

Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!

by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005

Facebook

1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.

2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace

3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.

I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.

by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004

Facebook

A playpen for the retarded.

Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers

by LexieMorison March 28, 2013

Facebook

A site that people use to post selfies.

Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!

by HafuUD May 20, 2015

Facebook

A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.

Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!

by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015