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Facebookable

A statement or form of media that is worthy of posting on Facebook.
"That is a Facebookable comment. I think I'll post it now."
by Carmelitatime January 7, 2010
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Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."
Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
by Count Zurich April 4, 2009
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Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.
Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!
by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005
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Facebook

1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.

2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace

3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.
I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.
by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004
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Facebook

A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.
by Kkit'sallgood February 5, 2012
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Facebook

A site that people use to post selfies.
Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!
by HafuUD May 20, 2015
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Facebook

A place frequented mostly by older people that pretend to be the type of person they wish they were when they were 18 years old.

Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!
"Where people that see themselves as some sort of Facebook celebrity"
by Suicidal_Blonde August 2, 2015
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