The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

National ride on a elevator with bae day

November 22nd is national ride on a elevator with bae day. It is the perfect day to take your significant other and ride in an elevator together and have a make out sesh or maybe something more😏😉.

“Yo tomorrow is national ride on a elevator with bae day”-James
“Yea me and Ashley are gonna make out in there”-Tom

by yngsexykilla420 November 21, 2019

leave something in the elevator

To not know anything in life and not understand how to do your job

yeah she did leave something in the elevator

by urmombsp October 25, 2023

Elevator Shaft

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.

"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"

by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

Elevafarter

Term used to describe a person who flatuates in an elevator, trapping the gas inside, and then leaves at the next floor. The name for a person who delivers an elevator bomb.

Mike passes Tim in the hallway. He touches the button to go down on the elevator. The door opens right away, indicating that someone just got off the lift a moment ago. He steps inside, hits the button with the star for the lobby, takes a breath and thinks to himself, "Tim is an elevafarter".

by Tippy the Turtle March 17, 2011

slow elevator

If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off

Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor

by THE SLOW ELEVATOR PRANKSTA December 8, 2005

elevator-engagement

noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.

Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."

by peace love elevator-engagement January 10, 2010