zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

Erecte E

When you write the middle part of the E longer then the other two parts.

Ee•rek•tee

That looks like an erecte E

by HangmanBranlica October 16, 2021

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

by Haul8 December 7, 2015

Res-erection

When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.

Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection

by BhongWip42O January 22, 2019

General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017