Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020

Emil

A very small human being. Often a ginger, gets mad easily.

Oh look it's the midget! Nah it's Emil.

by Emil_support_GetThatHeightEmil March 5, 2019

Emil Hefel

Big cock and smal body and wants to eat icetea

hey Emil Hefel its yor toilet ledig

by heffert69 September 23, 2019

karl emil

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.

Friend 1: Do you know Chewbacca?
Friend 2: do you mean Karl Emil?

by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018

Emil

Emil has a extremely large penis, at least 3 kilometers long.

"Look, its an Emil, i bet his penis is f*cking huge!!" "Yeah me too"

by EMIL69 January 10, 2022

Emil

A person with an extremely large huge gigantic dick (almost 5 meters tall). He can fuck a hundred hot moms at the same time so he have probably slept with your mom last night. Emil is one of the most kind, hot, smart and sexiest persons you can ever meet because he is so awesome.

Person 1:Man I whish I had an so large penis
Person 2:Ah you mean an Emil?

Person 1: man he is just so great, almost like an Emil.

by The moder fader man mate December 15, 2016

Emil

He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.

Emil left me paralyzed after he fucked me the other night

by anonymous November 22, 2021