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When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008
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Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come
Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours
by Anon senpai June 19, 2018
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Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.
EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.

Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.
by HiddenRightHere June 17, 2017
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An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy
by Rafdude May 28, 2022
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Emergency Dinner Date

When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.
I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.
by mckables February 5, 2009
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How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
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