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email conduit

An individual who mindlessly forwards emails to colleagues, business contacts and friends in an attempt to make him/herself look smart.
Bob: "I keep getting tons of research emails from Fred but he never makes any comments nor does he ever seem to be reading them himself."

Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."
by Tsmack89 July 30, 2009
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Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.
Man I really did a Freaking Emails
by Jame bonde November 17, 2020
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email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.
Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.
by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023
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Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.
Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.
by dohneoh October 6, 2023
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email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"
wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
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Email Spammer

A salesperson who uses Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft as their SEP because spammers land in the spam folder which of course seems logical.
An email Spammer sent me an email from one of those cold email tools Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft because they landed in my spam folder.
by thesalesapostle January 20, 2024
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