high and dry

1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)

2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.

Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there.

by Paco March 18, 2005

Dry Dump

A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.

While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.

by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011

Dry snitching

The unintentional or intentional act of incriminating someone without it seeming like you are trying to incriminate them.

*Intentional*
*guys sees someone get pop instead of water with his free cup.
Guy (to cashier)- wow I want free pop just like him!
Pop guy- quit dry snitching!

*Unintentional*
Brother 1- *sneaks to a party he wasn't supposed to go to
*next morning
Unsuspecting Brother 2 (in front of parents)- how was that party last night?
Brother 2- my bad bro I didn't mean to dry snitch like that

by Yabba doe April 3, 2021

dry out

the 4th geometry dash level. introduced gravity portals and tortured many

adult: what you playing Jimmy?
jimmy: dry out from geometry dash!!!!
adult: shut up jimmy

by asdfasdf3838383 October 8, 2021

Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

The Dry Newman

The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.

"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"

"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"

by urtool February 15, 2014