beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.

My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.

by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011

Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Driss

driss is that cute grandfather and so beautifull and sweet he it must be the better grandpa in the world so if your granfather 's name is driss you are a good person and pretty like he.

oh, how i wish to have an awesome grandfather like driss.

by firdausopinion January 6, 2017

Dressed the pussy

Completing a task in an excellent fashion

Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!

by Mrdevilspikes June 16, 2017

Doss About

Take the piss and to mess around. Used to describe when someone messes around and doesn't take things seriously.

"Take this seriously, don't doss about!"

by idunnowhat February 6, 2018