Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.

Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore

A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.

by Lizzy the potato queen May 13, 2017

Dorito

Shiitty version of talkis

Doritos are garbage

by Dorito hater March 5, 2021

Doritos

A great tasting brand of chips. Also MLG.

I love to eat Doritos.

by MOTHERF***** July 18, 2017

Dusty Dorito

GET THe FU AWAY FrOm ME

Ew dusty dorito

by Future4371 January 30, 2021