American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Cocky Doody

An imaginary coyote that likes to eat little kids alive. Looks similar to Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes. You hide from the Cocky Doody by hiding under blankets and staying quiet as possible. It hates the taste of blankets but has the ability to pull a little kid out from under them.

Let's all play a game of Hide From The Cocky Doody

by TommyNoleBuc August 12, 2025

Doody soup

Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.

That concert was doody soup.

This sandwich tastes like doody soup.

by Art Vandalay, Architect June 9, 2011

Doody Side

when you fuck up a picture

shit Lauren, you doody sided my picture

by Doody Side August 30, 2022

doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 29, 2007

sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.

"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."

by LRaiser March 13, 2008

Doody doody

Something you did that its shitty.

For example: Worked at mc donnalds, and it was doody doody. I doody doody myself.

by AnythingThatEndsWithDY January 8, 2025