Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

dodge

dodge... the only truck company to succesfully build the biggest piece of shit on the road. 50,000 miles is like armageddon for dodge drivers, say goodye to your transmission.

look at shanes piece of shit dodge, wat do you know the transmissions on the ground again.

by corey- gmc owner April 15, 2006

dodge owner

Hill billy inbred retard that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can't be sold at the Walmart. Tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average IQ. Most fall just over the line of mental retardation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. If you were to ever piss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, I suggest you run a zig zag line. They cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.

Once I get off this short bus and learn to drive; I will be a dodge owner!

by Will1985 June 21, 2015

date dodger

someone who finds any possible reason to avoid going on a date with someone, usually using false and/or ridiculous excuses

ex 1) Jacob asked me on a date, but I'm going to be a total date dodger and tell him that my grandma died.

by allexus_aurelius April 5, 2009

mr.Dodge

a retarded school bus driver that works for the westada school district and feels the need to stop in the middle of the road and make sure every butt cheek is on the seat that he makes u sit 3 or 4 in a row in. also know as the living definition of Satan when he makes us sit there for 25 minutes waiting for him to be "pleased" with our seating arrangements.

My friend: Mr.dodge isn't fired..... Me: GOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

Mr.Dodge needs to get his priorities in check.

by FIREMR.DODGEPLEASE.ORG March 4, 2019

dodge viper

the best damn car in the world, it may not be the fastest but it sure is the best looking

Damn, i would love to get in a dodge viper with Carmen Electra

by its a mystery May 13, 2005

Los Angeles Dodgers

Preferred team of trashy asians and 99.9% of LA's mexican inhabitants. Never go to Dodger Stadium wearing SF Giants or non-USC (i.e. UCLA) paraphernalia, or you will be heckled, mugged, and then raped by a hoard of cholos.

Dodger Cholo 1: yo homie, that bitch is wearing some giants shit
Cholo 2: aiight let's go fuck him up and steal his rims, ese....

by evil monkey October 19, 2004