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derp tits

A botched tit job in which the nipples face drastically different directions.
Sexy Cora was in the process of having her sixth boob job to fix her derp tits, but then she herself derped
by Diobjectica February 26, 2011
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Herp a Derp

1: A way of saying that something is/sounds stupid. 2: A mean thing to call retarded people.
1: Ya that'll work herp a derp.
2: Haha, look at the herp a derp's helmet.
by That guy over by the icecream November 23, 2010
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derping hour

The time of night when your thoughts and actions are full of derp.
You forgot what color shirt you were wearing? Must be the derping hour.
by trilbydork August 2, 2012
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Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.
Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!
by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015
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derp-speak

The act of speaking stupid crazy ass shit that has absolutly no basis in common reality. What most radical political, social and religious individuals use to communicate conspiracy theories, troll trash talk or the losing side of a political or theological argument.
A prerequisite for becoming a rightwing blog troll is a mastery of derp-speak.
by Sam Sara November 21, 2013
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Derping Out

A verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped.
When Iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, Ryan and Matt mutually agreed that she was derping out.
by NotBigSurprise April 15, 2011
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Mister Derp

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.
by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011
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