Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021

Deez Nuts is a word derived from the clan of sugondese where they are at in the sugon city
Deez nuts is also a joke you can make any joke out of it
Fun fact:sugondese people are at western China whos leader now is The Wok
He have a Chinese holy wok pan can kill you at 3 seconds
As he shout out
"Its about China
Its about Taiwan
We stay hungry
We eat noodles"
Anyways
Back in the meaning of the world
Sugondese people do a ritual called bofa
ok im gonna stop here
BRUH
Deez nuts is also a joke you can make any joke out of it
Fun fact:sugondese people are at western China whos leader now is The Wok
He have a Chinese holy wok pan can kill you at 3 seconds
As he shout out
"Its about China
Its about Taiwan
We stay hungry
We eat noodles"
Anyways
Back in the meaning of the world
Sugondese people do a ritual called bofa
ok im gonna stop here
BRUH
an average joe:ay whats up dude
me:yeah I'm good how about you?
An average joe:im fine too. I heard you have a disease called sugondese
me:yeah im feeling not alright today the doctor said I have 2 weeks left to live
an average joe:wait whats sugondese
me:SUGONDESE NUTS BI!CH GOT EM
an average joe:YOU ILL KILL YOU FACE THE WRATH OF BOFA
me:wait whats bofa?
an average joe:BOFA DEEZ NUTS
me:*ded*
me:yeah I'm good how about you?
An average joe:im fine too. I heard you have a disease called sugondese
me:yeah im feeling not alright today the doctor said I have 2 weeks left to live
an average joe:wait whats sugondese
me:SUGONDESE NUTS BI!CH GOT EM
an average joe:YOU ILL KILL YOU FACE THE WRATH OF BOFA
me:wait whats bofa?
an average joe:BOFA DEEZ NUTS
me:*ded*
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by anonymous June 20, 2022

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021
