National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick

bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*

by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

Grab a dick day

A day where you can walk up to a lad and grab his glizzy

Hey Jon did you hear it’s grab a dick day? -Micheal
No! I hope Sarah grabs mine though - Jon

by DaddyLongLegs412 October 22, 2020

National suck gabbbe' s dick day

Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick

Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day

by Yung_love13 May 26, 2018

National suck dick day

On January 23rd its national suck dick day where anyone can suck anyone's dick

Hey babe its January 23rd... its national suck dick day

by Blahblahbluesheep January 22, 2020

National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019