A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.
Darren is a buzzkill !
by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020
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Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren
by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020
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a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone
basically simps for everything
a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone
basically simps for everything
by bobthebeast October 30, 2020
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Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
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by kyle is bad February 14, 2017
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Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012
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