dane cook

dane cook is one silly bitch. stand up comedian that starred in vicious circle and live at madison square garden. also made retailiation. also, an actor in waiting, good luck chuck, and many others. boston is where he was born. boston red sox is his favorite team. according to vicious circle.

you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.

by ashley-babie December 18, 2008

dane cook

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

by C-Mills January 18, 2008

Dane Cook

the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance

Dane Cook is fucking funny.

by s;isuij August 20, 2006

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

dane cook receiver

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job

"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.

by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011

dane dehaan

emily doyle's husband

wow dane dehaan makes me moist.

by rawrxdloveu January 3, 2017

dane appo

I deadly aboriginal, Torres strait islander, Sri Lankan/ Fiji- Indian Mamu warrior who is from both the rainforest and the coastline with elements of freshwater and saltwater people. Has a brave and caring soul and is know too fight for wat he believes in.

Have you heard about Dane Appo? Hahaha love to hate me 🖕🏾😬🐍

by Gcmurri January 27, 2021