Depression

Something my ex wife gave me

Guy1: “Hey man I’ve been diagnosed with depression, can you help?”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”

by DepressedSingleDad May 16, 2021

Depressed

Literally you. Look at the mirror and you see this word on your face.

I have no life. No wife. Only things that makes me even depressed

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

Depression

Use depression with caution. Side effects can include, but are not limited to: isolation, excessive consumption of sugar caffeine or alcohol, no consumption of food or drink, listening to sad songs, lying to your family, lying to your doctor, cutting of good friends, vaping, smoking, thinking drug use will help, more depression, self harm, suicidal thoughts, and even suicide. Depression abuse is common. If you or anyone you know is struggling with depression abuse, tell someone you trust. If you think someone you know is struggling with depression abuse look for these side effects try to get them help.

Dude 1: “Hey man, I got some depression in my bag, you wanna go do it in the bathroom with me?”
Dude 2: “No dude, you should get some help though, depression isn’t healthy.”

by MiddletonHSkid December 23, 2018

Depression

The worst shit ever

Person A: I have depression and blah-
Person B: So wait so you are sad all day?
Person A: Fuck no and let me finish my sentence next time you uncultured swine.

by Unlikeableloser...Bitch November 22, 2018

Depression

The shittiest shit that can ever shit someon's shitting pants. If you are diagnosed with depression, it means you brain doesn't process enough chemicals because of stress, or a brain development error. This can lead to feelings of worthlessness, and even result in suicide.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.

Jimbo: "Greg, you've been eyeing my handgun with an auspicious look! Are you experiencing depression?"
Greg: ...

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 3, 2020

Depression

Being depressed is feeling unloved, feeling useless and a waste of space. People who are depressed usually hurt themselves in whatever way they can. Or kill them self.

Person1: I'm suffer from depression can you help me?

by Suicidalgirl2005 August 2, 2018

Depression

Being a fucking Cincinnati fan for any sport regardless of how good they are.

"Hey man did you see that Bengals game?"
"Yeah man I just blacked out drinking to numb the pain of my fucking depression"

by sdfakjsdf;asdlfkj October 1, 2020