Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008

Edward Cullen

Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.

Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.

by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010

Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.

Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!

by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010

dirty cullen

A reject from the United States Army, in his miserable years he finds himself doing many unspeakable sex acts. Some of which include vomiting in another’s anus then proceeding to have his way.

That dude is such a bitch, he’s a really dirty cullen

by NotAllTimeBitch April 1, 2020

Edward Cullen

1.A whiny 108 years old virgin who don't have a life, and had a habit of stalking people in their sleep
2.Character from Twilight

Teen #1:OMG,Edward Cullen is SOOOOO HOTT!!!!!
Teen #2:Since when did a loser became hot?

by *Lexxi* April 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A homosexual annoying sparkling vampire from the lamest vampire series EVER!

Edward Cullen is the most stupidest vampire ever!

by mmmtttt April 28, 2010

Edward Cullen

A fairy, it is obvious, and he is lacking in all vampristic features. Find something that is very vampire about Edward...

Edward Cullen lives in the forest, is mythical, is super white, doesn't eat people, sparkles, was a virgin for 108 years, and creeps on younger people

by Chislett October 25, 2010