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crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth
dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker
by jeff dids October 31, 2012
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Catholic Crunchies

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.
by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006
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crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.
by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007
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oven crunchies

Umm...in UK they aka Potato Gems, in Oklahoma they call them Tater Tots. Ore Ida are the best.
I ate my oven crunchies with ketchup and a chili dog
by Andy Bigbie December 2, 2007
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crunchy city

A place comprised of people obsessed with eating healthy.
"That is the 6th farmer's market we've passed on this road!"
"Yeah, this place is a crunchy city."
by rdf April 10, 2015
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Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child
Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child
by Horny torny March 27, 2019
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crunchy face

an angry expression. a mad looking face
she has a crunchy face
by jherb October 3, 2008
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