by Jestering pester August 17, 2017
Get the croc sockmug. by NvteDogg December 30, 2020
Get the Croc-ingmug. Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S
Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022
Get the Crocsmug. When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.
by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020
Get the Croc Slapmug. The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!
Uh, whats that smell?
oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
Uh, whats that smell?
oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019
Get the Cum Crocsmug. Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."
by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024
Get the croc pilledmug. 