crippled

athena bell ray

crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"

by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

you are crippled

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities

hey mate, you are crippled

by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021

nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.

Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.

by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018

Cripple

You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.

Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Crippled Rat

An example of when a crippled is mean to you you can say “ stfu crippled rat.”

Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”

- Caleb Ross

by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020