A dirty crawley is when your wife heads into the ghetto alone and a train of at least 20 people blow loads in her ass. She then sits on your face while sleeping and releases said load in your mouth while jamming a dildo up your ass.
My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.
by Filthy psycho March 13, 2024
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Get the clit crawler mug.A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"
Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
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Get the bitches come crawling mug."Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
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“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”
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