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quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.
“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “
by quaranqueen April 7, 2020
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DHS Couples

Couple by day hookers by night

Lowkey gay wannabe white.

Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.

Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.

You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.

Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.

Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth

there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe

had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.

Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
by Fabio9 April 19, 2021
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Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.
Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.
by Buck Jay June 21, 2021
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National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow
You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!
by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021
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cute couple

a couple that is admired by others, they are a CUTE couple; perfect for each other in every way and do everything they can to uplift each other.
girl- isabella and joseph are such a cute couple, right?
boy- the cutest! they compliment each other so well.
by englishlover444 June 24, 2022
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couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.
by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022
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Quotin’ Country Couple

This is the kind of couple that has that y’all and southern drawl. This couple can have conversations off of country song quotes and porch sittin’.
Betsy: Hey Bo?
Bo: Yes Hun?
Betsy: We are a Quotin’ Country Couple
by Kayley’s Enemy August 6, 2019
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