The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 02, 2021
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Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.
by big money man February 07, 2022
The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
"I'm such a moron, I screwed up and now Colton has moved on without me.
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
by IshouldhaveSHUTUP May 23, 2022
the hottest, sweetest, most amazing and perfect guy you will ever come across :)) but hes not interested in you :)
colton is bae
by sloppytoppy101 May 21, 2021
Colton is the best person you'll ever meet. Yes, he makes mistakes, just like every one else and can give you a hard time but when he loves, he loves with his whole heart, and he does the same with his trust, he is very forgiving, even in situations you never thought he would be. He is definitely an animal lover!! He is the BEST boyfriend you will ever have, so if you have a Colton, he's a keeper, so to anyone that has a Colton, MARRY HIM! It will be so worth it, he will always try his best and do whatever it takes to keep you, he loves you.
by dizzy_dezi17 December 22, 2022
Colton is a very unique species. He comes off as a funny, caring, and trusting guy. He is a somewhat talented musician, and he enjoys speeding in his tiny green truck to impress girls. He is also super handsome and very tall. He often says very dirty jokes and pick up lines, and flashes his dick to whoever wants to see it. He seems like a great boyfriend on the outside, but nobody knows about Colton’s true colors unless you’ve dated him. If you have done Colton dirty no matter how small, he will come back to haunt you. He will seek revenge to those who did him wrong. Even if it is his fault for something that went down, he will make an excuse to blame anyone but himself. No matter how long ago the incident happened, he will always find a way to come back into your life. He will make you fall for him so he can break your heart again. He will cheat and screw you over. He will make up stories to hurt you, because all he wants is the worst for those who only want the best for him. He will be the love of your life one minute, and the next he will call you crazy. Colton’s are not who you think they are. And no matter how much you try, you will always love him even though he hurt you many times. Colton’s are excellent liars, but don’t let him fool you. Colton deserves to rot alone for what he has done.
Melina: Oh my god, there’s my ex, Colton.
Sydney: Melina, get over him already. He is a compulsive liar, and you deserve better.
Melina: You’re right, but I still love him even though he hurt me many many times.
Sydney: Melina, get over him already. He is a compulsive liar, and you deserve better.
Melina: You’re right, but I still love him even though he hurt me many many times.
by Soon to be ex husband July 31, 2018