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Cleveland Kaiser

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.
Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!
by Niflheim October 7, 2010
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Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.
Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.
by Jlmontana October 26, 2011
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Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"
Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."
by nice. June 27, 2014
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Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.
Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
by Sweet James October 9, 2015
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Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet
You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.
by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
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Only in Cleveland

A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.
Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.
by Bliff Blaffington December 11, 2013
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Vatican Pipe Cleaner

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.
Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
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