cavernous vagina

a cavernous vagina is a very spacious vagina.usually sucks in small objects around it. beware

i.e. josh darling has a cavernous vagina

by sally adams washtub October 8, 2005

Calvenator

A calvenator is a small or large dent in a wiffle ball bat after it has been struck by a wiffle ball.

Timmy hit the wiffle ball so hard the bat got a calvenator.

by Remes January 6, 2008

Cave buddy

A male friend that has had sexual intercourse with a female that another male friend has

Oh you boned her too? We're totally cave buddies! (cave buddy)

by PrizzleDizzle July 28, 2009

Cave Turkey

A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.

"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"

"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"

by Tommy 2 Shoes February 6, 2010

Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

by murkishboy January 12, 2012

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014

Cavetowned

Getting cancelled for saying something offensive to a group that you secretly belong to, forcing you to tell people your identity to avoid backlash.

Person 1: Did you hear? John got in trouble for saying the f slur…
Person 2: Didn’t he have to come out as gay after that? Getting cavetowned must suck.

by ajshdhejw October 14, 2021