Dream Cheating

The act of having a dream in which you cheat on your loved one, while sleeping next to said loved one.

De'Shawn: Yo I totally dream cheated on Latisha last night with Jenny.

Jonah: True dat, dream cheating is the best.

by Dream Cheetah March 31, 2010

Cheating Network

For a time it was the biggest cheating/exploiting/botting community on the Web. The databases were accidentally wiped in 2012 and the site is being re-built. Beware of trolls if you're a n00b. If you stick around long enough, you'll get free samples, make some money, and probably become an elitist.

Seth: How'd you get a bot that sent you 2,000 free samples?
Me: Found it for free on CN
Seth: What's CN?
Me: Its Cheating Network, www.CheatingNetwork.net

by Chewy'sAPizza July 09, 2013

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz December 31, 2007

Cheat Day

The one day of the week when people dieting can eat whatever they please

Sara : Oh Jake you cock is so strong! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Yeah and your pussy is so soft! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Hey Jake I brought us some goodies since it's Cheat Day! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Jake : You said Sunday was Cheat Day so I thought we could fuck other people!
Kiersten : You DUMBASS we can cheat on our diet not each other GOD DAMNT!
Sara : Oh Jake I'm CUMMING I'm CUMMING!
Jake : Ohhh! It feels so good in there!
Kiersten : JAKE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF HER NOW!
Jake : But it's Cheat Day!
Kiersten : That's It today is BEAT DAY cause I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two!

by SlopNChop March 11, 2018

cheating whore

A slut that you once called your girlfriend who decides to sleep with someone else

You have been living with this girl for 2 years and one day she not only decides to become a junkie but rather than pay for her grugs she figures it easier to work them off on her back so she screws a drug dealer in return for drugs all the while telling you she loves you,Thats a cheating whore (Brandi was her name)(see The Whoredown in MySpace)

by Luke Friendly August 13, 2006

Friend cheating

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.

Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"

by PinupGal September 15, 2010

MAGA in Cheat

Also known as “MAGA-in-Chief” to ex-president Trump’s hardcore white supporters, who believe that their “anointed” boss lost the election due to “fraudulent” black votes. A notorious title that was unprovenly conferred by both world and religious leaders, who breathed a sign of relief when the corrupt president was rejected and ejected from the White House, whom they also nicknamed as “Commander in Cheat.”

No US President or head of state has received so many titles other than North Korean dictator-and-murderer Kim Jong-un: Liar-in-Chief, Pinocchio-in-Chief, Fraudster-in-Chief, …, MAGA in Cheat, Insurrectionist-in-Chief, White Supremacist-in-Chief, to cite a few common ones.

by MathPlus July 18, 2021