Chav

Chavettes (female species if you already didnt know) are summed up perfectly by the one & only Mat Lucas in "Little Britain"

Two words- Vicky Pollard!!

HaHa

"I Din Do Nuffin!!"
"If anywun wants sum stuff nickin jus let me no!!!"

by Tommi Fildew (come an get me chavscummers!!) May 20, 2004

chavs

Chavs in short are utter cunts with lack of self respect.

I'm chav dan safe blud.

Respect to all de rest of da chavs massiveeee

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 04, 2006

chav

cancer of the world,
they have there own little culture,
you cannot find a worse type of person
no one likes a chav. SEE TOWNIES, TOWNIE OR NED

if you come across one, kill it
no one will miss it

by terry October 23, 2003

chavs

tn hats gay hoddies fags and genrally look like twats

hang around in parks smoking, think there realy hard and act like there from london
al chavs should b taken outside and shot !

by claire sherwood July 14, 2004

chav

chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)

ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.

by Mike January 23, 2004

chav

Of all the sperm cells that reache the egg, those destined to be a "Chav" deny those with a more privalidged potential future the right to live. After they reach the egg, their usefulness is spent. They will then spend the rest of their illustriest lives roaming in gangs of Burbery clad gangs, vandalising stuff, hurling abuse at random people and sponging off the tax payers money.

They hate all upstanding or better off citizens, and want everyone else to descend to their rabid level of intelligence, because then at least they won't feel so bad about being an inferior bottom feeder of society.

Tips for a chave free day: Avoid anywhere that is urban.

by Darkverge September 09, 2007

chav

look outside a corner shop or takeaway or whatever at about 11pm at night and you will see chavs, usually in groups between about 5 and 20.
boys wear some kind of hardnut tracksuit, with nike,adidas,scholl,bear,timberland accross it, and have a nike/burbery cap about 90 degrees to their head.
the girls have peroxide blondre hair pulled back so tight their forehead doesnt move, make up put on witha shovel, a trackie with priness or babe or something on the back of it, a fag in one hand and a mobile in the other. oh and both boys and girls wear about 2 tonnes of argos jewellery each.

they normally say things like-
"oi, you startin"
"youre gonna get banged out you little c**t"
"get us some fags"
"its orrigh't innit"

by fizzy777 May 13, 2005