Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

by tastercakes July 3, 2011

cakes

a nice ass, perfectly plump

damn, kelsey has massive cakes!

by k mizzle for izzle January 13, 2005

waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007

Camese

Someone who goes on a webcam chat, or broadcasting site, and just teases people all day.

i went on stickam and found a camese, she was hot, but i knew she wasn't going to show anything.

by Rlvers March 29, 2011

canes

a place where you can get an overpriced basket of dry chicken tenders, bland fries, and literally just bread with butter on it. it’s actually really good

person 1: canes is garbage but i’m always in the mood for it and i don’t know why

by holy maccaroni January 10, 2019

Dark Caesar

An all round even hair cut which hair is cut low enough so that u can barely see the scalp giving the name "Dark" Caesar. Similar to the regular Caesar but isnt cut as low. This style looks best when hair is wavey.

We sum fly ass niggaz rockin dark Dark Caesars.

by NYC Diplomat December 6, 2006

Fart cakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts DOT com

Bobby, don't eat these fart cakes. They smell like craps

by Donaldina January 19, 2009