cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

bust a fat cable

To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.

I get the money, the women and cold bust a fat cable boy. Eazy E

by The Reel Fugazi January 16, 2022

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021

killin' cable

watching alot of telivision

ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable

by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007

Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022

Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions

The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019